The herd has scattered. Data sets across the plains—wild, stubborn, and barely structured.
Others have tried to tame them: junior staff with high hopes and low skillsets, spreadsheets riddled with circular references and broken links. They left behind chaos.
And now, it's your turn.
You’re not here to shout formulas across the canyon or corral rogue macros with a lasso made of hope. You’re here to whisper. Quietly. Calmly. Authoritatively.
You understand pensions data isn’t just unruly—it’s misunderstood. These aren’t wild stallions. They’re pedigree beasts, but only you can bring them to heel, brush down the nonsense, and get them into a condition HMRC wouldn’t be ashamed to inspect.
You'll spot patterns others miss. You’ll smell a dodgy scheme reconciliation before the report’s even been opened. You’ll speak fluent VBA without breaking stride. We won’t insult you with buzzwords or “agile environment” waffle—just know the work is fascinating, the client is serious, and the rate is something to neigh about.
Remote? Of course. The paddock is wherever you park your laptop. Contract length? Enough time to break the beast and trot out looking majestic.
Apply now. The data awaits, stamping and snorting at the gate. Time to saddle up. And eat a sugar lump or two.
